The Avatar ([info]saurik) wrote,
@ 2004-06-12 04:26:00
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I need to stop being so nosy...
So tonight, as I left campus (at around 3am, a perfectly respectable time to leave campus if you ask me) I got pulled over. When the officer came to my car I asked him meakly "what did I do?" and he responded that I hadn't done anything specific, but that they were wondering where I was coming from. I told him I was just in I.V. with some friends, and was coming from Freebirds. I pointed out specifically that I wasn't drunk. I continued that I had parked my car on campus and was driving to Ralph's because I was very thirsty (hehe). He went back to the police car to talk on his little squalky talky thing. I could hear him say that I was seen leaving "carillo" or something like that... definitely with a C. It's then I realized that he probably thought I was stealing plants from the CCS.

See, there's this extra part of the story that I had forgotten. So I yelled out my window something like "oh, I forgot that I just now stopped at the CCS to pick up these plants!". So he talked for another few moments and came back to my car. I showed him the plants, which were all arranged on a sheet in the legroom of the passenger side of my car. He then asked me for the story with the plants. I explained that my friend Seth was leaving for Maine today, and I drove him to the train station and helped him move his stuff. But, we didn't have enough room to move some of his things. I then explained that College of Creative Studies students have keys to the CCS building, so we arranged that the plants would be left there in the computer lab (hehe) where I would come to pick them up later.

He asked why we made this arrangement (which I already vaguely explained, but I guess he wanted more clarification), so I went over in more detail how we hadn't enough room to move the plants, a bag of books, and a surf board (which I said snowboard for at first, then thought about it a second, correcting myself and explaining that I really don't know much about those things... although it wasn't for the obvious reason... Seth had both and it took me a while to think which one would have been bigger). I pointed out that I had stopped by the CCS to visit Kian and had noticed the plants, remembering that I should get them some light tomorrow, and made sure to bring them with me.

Somewhere in all of there I had explained my whole educational status: having graduated in December, but being here a lot as I commenced last week and will be starting the PhD program in the Fall. I showed him my student ID card to verify that I was, in fact, a student (at least ex- so). I gave him Seth's phone number, which he wanted me to try calling, but I got his voice mail. (I explained to the officer as I called that Seth would probably be on a plane or asleep as he was heading back to Maine, where it was then 6am.) I also gave him Kian's number, as Kian had helped me move the plants into the car and was still in the computer lab.

The officer then took a quick glance in my trunk and let me leave, saying that my story seemed to be ok.

Now, here's why he really pulled me over. I didn't think of it until about five minutes after I was driving away. (I was thinking _really_ slowly, which was even shown at Ralph's where it was taking me forever to find simple things... not even things like "soda water" but things like "isle two".) When I drove from San Rafael's lot to the CCS to visit Kian I parked in the lot across from CCS. I didn't go directly to the CCS, though. I heard a fire alarm from San Nicholas and decided to go over there and see who all was standing outside in case I knew someone. (I'm also just plain nosy when it comes to large events like this.) I went over, and even _realized_ I was looking kind of suspicious.

I then walked through the crowd of people, looking around. Out of the blue, I asked one person how long it had been since the alarm started. He gave me a funny look and then said about fifteen minutes. Having satisfied my curiosity, I walked back to CCS, where I was "seen leaving carillo" (which I believe is the dining commons right there?). A few minutes later, I was driving off campus onto 217.

I wonder if I'm still a prime suspect ;P.


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[info]tobasc0cat
2004-06-12 01:47 pm UTC (link)
Nope, Carillow is the dining hall next to Manzanita and San Raf.

Ortega is next to San Nic, and the closed DLG is by Santa Cruz...

Weird

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[info]miakayuki2
2004-06-12 07:25 pm UTC (link)
Its ok. We all know you are a master thief AND arsonist! ^_^

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[info]personage
2004-06-12 10:37 pm UTC (link)
oh la la.. and i thought police didn't bother with fancy cars.

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Whenever you get a chance...
[info]morian
2004-06-26 04:35 pm UTC (link)
I still need help with the evil google-taking over spyware.....

::whimper::

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voices in my head...
[info]wiz
2004-08-28 02:19 am UTC (link)
I love how I can HEAR you telling me this story inside my head. Quite a nice break from work.
Before my way back home, I decided to do some /. reading for the first time in a while, get my account straightened out, etc... and came across this fun quote:

The goal of plumbing is to get the crap out of your building. You really don't care what happens once it gets out of your building. That's someone else's problem.

IT is about bringing some crap into your building while keeping other crap out. Calculated crap management is what makes IT a science.
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Whereupon I realized that Shawn is probably funny from reading so many news sites. I bet he reads all the posts rated 2 and 3 funny deciding which ones should be 4s or 5s and memorizing them to use as original content. I mean, the guy just can't be that funny. CCS turned into Shawn comedy hour for a while there. I miss it. ;)

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